i thought it might be useful to provide a fairly accurate transcript to be studied by future game announcer hopefuls. :-D
"brand new weapons have been placed on this map....they`re both set up, they are ready to go, we`ll get that ready to go...screens ready to go....you can see the controller right there...matches are to fifteen kills....let`s see how they do
[Slayer..] an interesting strategy!!!!! will he detach the plasma cannon????? OH!!! he will!!! it`s about to heat up!!!! oooo.... FIRST BLOOD!!! oooooh..... invisible AND the sword is that fair??? i don`t know.......... OOh!!! the jump pad! EXHILIRATING!! whoa!!.... Oh DEADly..... oh what`s that! what`s THAT weapon!??.............. OH.... the DEADly CArbine.... FIRE GRENADES.... OH *****!!! ooo...what`s that?! oOOh... Oh NOO!! OOh...ach... WHOA!!! WHOA!!!!!!!! OOH!!!!!! OOOOHh!!!!!!!! OOHH *****!!!! WHaAAAA HWOAAAAAA!!!!!! Whoa. WOW!!!! Ooreghh...WHOA!! historically that weapon is....yeah yeah that`s it..... WHOA!!!! YEAh!!!! WHOA!! WHOA! into the corner... AHHH!!!! WHOA!!!!! WHOA!! ho. [Game.. Over..]"